Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla Wash., and Kalamazoo!
Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar, cauliflour, alley-garoo!

Don’t we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!